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Hobbies and Interests: I play ping pong and dream I’m playing ping pong somewhere else not prison.
Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I’m a good person.
Hobbies and Interests: Erotic doodling, erotic poetry and erotic fan fiction.
Convictions: Vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving and I had a ton of weed in the trunk.
Hobbies and Interests: I collect flowers from the yard but they mostly weeds. Sometimes I press them or do love me nots with them but
then I just end up tearing them apart cuz they don’t love me back.
Convictions: Murder but it wasn’t like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz.
Hobbies and Interests: Exercises (mostly kegel exercise if you know what I mean.)
Convictions: armed robbery, grand larceny, auto theft and arson.
State: New York
Hobbies and Interests: I mostly think about drugs and how I don’t have any and won’t get any ever again unless I get married to some
John on the outside. I also like to read from the Koran it gives me inner peace.
Convictions: Drug trafficking, 1st degree assault, and 3 counts assaulting a police officer and felony possession with intent to sell.
Hobbies and Interests: I read the bible every morning and every night and teach the younger girls how to stay alive in here.
Convictions: You name it I did it. It was fun, but I put all that behind me now and am ready to move on.
Hobbies and Interests: I’m learning how to do tattoos. I write poetry in Spanish and English for fun.
Convictions: Tried to kill my old man when he was sleeping but he beat me something bad.
Hobbies and Interests: I like reading and not getting beat up. I spend all my time doing those two things.
Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.
State: New York
Hobbies and Interests: I give all the new fish their nicknames.
Convictions: Assault, aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon and burglary.
Hobbies and Interests: I share stories I write with the girls. I took a English class here and I got really good at it.
Convictions: Mostly drug related but some violent stuff to.
Hobbies and Interests: I work in the library and sometimes I get to read the internet. That’s my big hobby and I’m getting pretty good at typing.
Convictions: Drug trafficking and murder plus some small stuff.
Hobbies and Interests: I’m active in the “political system” in here and tho I’m young I’m moving up the ranks of the strongest gang in here.
Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.
|Name: Sim Chow Wan
State: New Mexico
Hobbies and Interests: I lift weights and you one look at my body shows it. I also getting my diploma in here so I can get a better
job in heaven. That’s where they’ll release me to someday if I’m lucky and good behavior.
Convictions: I kill a man what who raped me but dna said he didn’t so it was murder.
Hobbies and Interests: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for
the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don’t let that.
Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder.
Hobbies and Interests: I do protection in here and I also like to read and do some poetry. I have a job in the garden and I like that
Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd.
Hobbies and Interests: I like movie night and I always write letters to stars. Sometimes I get autographed pictures or letters back
and I collect them.
Convictions: Trespassing, soliciting, prostitution, drug possession and then my three strikes was all armed robbery whateva.
Hobbies and Interests: I hide my food and take it outside to feed birds. Sometimes there’s squirrels too and I feed them too. I like
to watch Law and Order and root for the bad guys too. Sometimes they get away with it and we all cheer.
Convictions: Really it was just arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one. Not very fair to me!!
Hobbies and Interests: I get two hours a week I can spend on the internet and I love looking around for men who might come see me.
Convictions: Check fraud, criminal impersonation, wire fraud, identity theft, 2 counts attempted murder and vehicular homicide.
Hobbies and Interests: I count everything. I count steps, cracks in the pavement, ants on the tree outside, peas on my plate, anything
I can find to count I do it. We don’t get much to do in here.
Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I’m done for life.