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Name: BrandiY Age: 20 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I play ping pong and dream I’m playing ping pong somewhere else not prison. Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I’m a good person. |
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Name: MaryLaughs Age: 29 State: California Hobbies and Interests: Erotic doodling, erotic poetry and erotic fan fiction. Convictions: Vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving and I had a ton of weed in the trunk. |
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Name: Teardrop Age: 19 State: Mississippi Hobbies and Interests: I collect flowers from the yard but they mostly weeds. Sometimes I press them or do love me nots with them but then I just end up tearing them apart cuz they don’t love me back. Convictions: Murder but it wasn’t like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz. |
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Name: Crushrrr Age: 23 State: California Hobbies and Interests: Exercises (mostly kegel exercise if you know what I mean.) Convictions: armed robbery, grand larceny, auto theft and arson. |
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Name: !TwEAk! Age: 32 State: New York Hobbies and Interests: I mostly think about drugs and how I don’t have any and won’t get any ever again unless I get married to some John on the outside. I also like to read from the Koran it gives me inner peace. Convictions: Drug trafficking, 1st degree assault, and 3 counts assaulting a police officer and felony possession with intent to sell. |
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Name: SzeSadie Age: 26 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I’m a master trader, maybe two rolls for meatloaf or my cookie for three cigarettes, but I’m really good at it and I always do good. Convictions: Contributing to the delinquency of a minor, kidnapping, taking a minor across states lines for the purpose of prostitution, and murder 1. |
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Name: CooChandra Age: 27 State: Mississippi Hobbies and Interests: I read the bible every morning and every night and teach the younger girls how to stay alive in here. Convictions: You name it I did it. It was fun, but I put all that behind me now and am ready to move on. |
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Name: MexiCali_Rose Age: 42 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I’m learning how to do tattoos. I write poetry in Spanish and English for fun. Convictions: Tried to kill my old man when he was sleeping but he beat me something bad. |
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Name: Lassie Age: 18 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I like reading and not getting beat up. I spend all my time doing those two things. Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife. |
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Name: Chopper Age: 20 State: New York Hobbies and Interests: I give all the new fish their nicknames. Convictions: Assault, aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon and burglary. |
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Name: DooHaa Age: 35 State: Connecticut Hobbies and Interests: I share stories I write with the girls. I took a English class here and I got really good at it. Convictions: Mostly drug related but some violent stuff to. |
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Name: BabyBoo Age: 19 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I work in the library and sometimes I get to read the internet. That’s my big hobby and I’m getting pretty good at typing. Convictions: Drug trafficking and murder plus some small stuff. |
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Name: Scrappy4Life Age: 20 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I’m active in the "political system" in here and tho I’m young I’m moving up the ranks of the strongest gang in here. Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash. |
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Name: Sim Chow Wan Age: 21 State: New Mexico Hobbies and Interests: I lift weights and you one look at my body shows it. I also getting my diploma in here so I can get a better job in heaven. That’s where they’ll release me to someday if I’m lucky and good behavior. Convictions: I kill a man what who raped me but dna said he didn’t so it was murder. |
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Name: Brass1s Age: 28 State: California Hobbies and Interests: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don’t let that. Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder. |
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Name: Fisty Age: 25 State: Mississippi Hobbies and Interests: I do protection in here and I also like to read and do some poetry. I have a job in the garden and I like that it’s nice. Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd. |
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Name: Stabberella Age: 23 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I like movie night and I always write letters to stars. Sometimes I get autographed pictures or letters back and I collect them. Convictions: Trespassing, soliciting, prostitution, drug possession and then my three strikes was all armed robbery whateva. |
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Name: Mama69 Age: 38 State: Washington Hobbies and Interests: I hide my food and take it outside to feed birds. Sometimes there’s squirrels too and I feed them too. I like to watch Law and Order and root for the bad guys too. Sometimes they get away with it and we all cheer. Convictions: Really it was just arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one. Not very fair to me!! |
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Name: Checkmate Age: 31 State: Washington Hobbies and Interests: I get two hours a week I can spend on the internet and I love looking around for men who might come see me. Convictions: Check fraud, criminal impersonation, wire fraud, identity theft, 2 counts attempted murder and vehicular homicide. |
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Name: ChestyHeavens Age: 34 State: California Hobbies and Interests: I count everything. I count steps, cracks in the pavement, ants on the tree outside, peas on my plate, anything I can find to count I do it. We don’t get much to do in here. Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I’m done for life. |
